K'nuckles: Flapjack.
Hey, Flapjack. Come with me!
We'll go and see a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ To go drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The Misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
♪ Just one kiss ♪
♪ Jackie, Mike, and Benton ♪
♪ J-o-o-o-o-o-ohn ♪
♪ Candy Barrel ♪
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
Flapjack: Now, where would you like to sit, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: I don't know.
Uh, I'm not sure yet.
Flapjack: Should we sit here?
K'nuckles: Nah. Let's sit at the next one over.
I'll take this side.
Flapjack: Okay.
So, anyway, I told Bubbie
if her tooth hurts that much,
maybe she should see Dr. Bar...
Berrr.
Cap'n!
K'nuckles: Huh? What?
Flapjack: I'm telling you about Bubbie's tooth.
K'nuckles: Right. Go ahead. I'm listening.
Flapjack: So, anyway, you know how she feels about doctors.
Cap'n!
K'nuckles: I'm listening!
Flapjack: Every time we come here together,
I feel like you'd rather be with someone else.
What do you keep looking at?
K'nuckles: Nothing.
No, wait! Don't look!
Flapjack: There's nothing over there but Candy Wife.
Why are you staring at Candy Wife?
K'nuckles: I am not!
Oh, Candy Wife, I got you something.
It's another candy ring
for your candy finger.
Not as much as I love you!
[ SMOOCHING ]
K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
There she goes again, giving him kisses!
What does she see in that guy?
Why don't she ever give me a kiss?
Flapjack: Maybe because she's married?
K'nuckles: No, that's not it.
Flapjack: Mmmmm...
because he's rich and you're poor?
K'nuckles: What would that have to do with it?
Flapjack: You are poor!
K'nuckles: What would that have to do with it?
Flapjack: Because he owns a lot of stuff?
K'nuckles: He does own a lot of stuff.
[ TWINKLE! TWINKLE! ]
Real men don't need stuff to get kisses from candy ladies.
Wait here, Flap.
- Flapjack: Can I come? - K'nuckles: Nah.
You'll just get in the way.
Flapjack: Aw.
K'nuckles: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
Mmmmmm.
[ SMOOCHING ]
Excuse me, K'nuckles.
I have to give Candy Wife some new stuff.
Mmmmmmwah!
'cause when I give her lots of stuff,
she gives me lots of kisses!
Mmmmmwah!
Eh? Mmmmwah!
K'nuckles: Come on, Flap.
We got to find a way
to get me some stuff.
Flapjack: Together!
♪ Stormalong Pool Hall ♪
♪ Unh ♪
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ BLAM! ]
[ SILENCE ]
Flapjack: Oh, I kind of thought there'd be a pool in here.
[ GROWLS ]
Uh, you won this round.
K'nuckles: Flap, did you see that?
That guy won stuff.
I smell easy winnings for old K'nuckles.
Uh, hey, mister!
Let me in on a couple of rounds.
Flapjack: Yeah!
He wants to pla-a-a-y!
K'nuckles: Flapjack, what are you always doing?
Flapjack: [ SADLY ] Getting in the way.
[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! ]
K'nuckles: So, uh, how about it, mister?
You want to play...
Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e?!!
[ SQUISH! CREAK! ]
K'nuckles: Uh, actually, I meant, uh...
That guy!
Hey, you!
[ SOFTLY ] Who? Me?
K'nuckles: Yeah, you. You want to wager?
Oh, um...
[ TINK! ] ...I-I guess so.
K'nuckles: Great! We'll start by betting our hats.
Uh, you go first.
But I-I-I've never played anyone before,
and I've never betted none, neither.
K'nuckles: Really?
Well, then, I'll go first.
[ STRAINING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
Flapjack: You can do it, Cap'n!
K'nuckles: Shhh!
Flapjack: S-sorry.
Mm. Mmmm. Mmmmmmm.
[ CREEEAK! ]
I hit it! I got one in!
Yeah!
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
Ha ha!
That's what i'm talking about.
Let's see you top that one, small fry!
Flapjack: You tell him, K'nuckles! Oh!
Sorry. I love you, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
Lucky shot.
Let's see you do that again.
If you say so.
Sucker.
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I won again, pops!
K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERING ]
I have nothing left to give!
You got these wooden legs.
K'nuckles: No!
Anything but my legs!
[ SOBBING ]
Flapjack: I'm coming, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Oh, no.
Flapjack: You lie still, Cap'n.
I'll play for you.
Because I love you so much.
Ha ha! Good luck, kid!
Your hat's gonna look a lot better on me.
Flapjack: This is from my heart to yours, Cap'n.
[ SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYS ]
Loser!
Flapjack: Unh!
[ ECHOING ] Together!
[ SQUEAK! ]
All: Huh?
Flapjack: Here's your stuff back, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: [ GASPS, SIGHS ]
Flapjack: Well, I guess I'll leave you alone now.
I don't want to get in your way.
K'nuckles: Wait! I need you!
Hey, kid!
Let's see you do that again!
K'nuckles: He'll do it for a wager.
I was talking to the kid.
K'nuckles: Yeah, well, we're together.
[ TINK! ]
My winnings against everything you have.
K'nuckles: Do your stuff, Flap.
Flapjack: I love you, Cap'n.
Ha ha!
This is for you, Captain!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
K'nuckles: Ah! You think I've got more stuff
than Peppermint Larry?
Flapjack: Hmmmm.
K'nuckles: Yeah, probably not.
Let's see what Dr. Barber's got.
Ha ha ha ha!
[ BLAM! ]
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha-a-a ha ha ha ha!
Oh-ho-ho! Ha ha ha ha!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
[ SCRRRRAPE! ]
I have stuff now, Candy Wife.
I want my kiss!
What?
K'nuckles: Well, how about it, Candy Wife?
Flapjack: I think she likes Peppermint Larry's stuff more.
K'nuckles: Then we'll have to win his stuff, too.
What do you say, Larry?
My stuff against your stuff --
including Candy Wife.
Hmmmm. Well...
you do have a lot of impressive stuff out there.
Okay, you're on!
K'nuckles: Deal.
Oh, I forgot to mention --
I was seven-time billiard champion
of each of the seven seas.
Flapjack: He's a seven seas champion!
K'nuckles: Don't let that bother you, kid.
I need you now more than ever.
I have to win this!
Flapjack: You mean we have to win this, right, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: What?
Flapjack: We have to win this.
K'nuckles: What?
Flapjack: Together.
Together!!
[ BLAM! WHOOSH! ]
♪ Flapjack just made ♪
♪ The greatest shot ♪
♪ Of any pool player ever ♪
[ BONK! ]
[ RRRRRRIP! ]
K'nuckles: You lose, Larry!
Hand over your stuff!
Wait! No! It can't be over!
Not like this! One more!
Uh, uh, double or nothing!
Double or nothing!
Take my stuff!
Take anything but candy wife!
I need her more than anything!
K'nuckles: Pfffft! Fine.
I don't mind beating you twice.
Right, Flap?
Okay. Okay.
I can...do this.
Aaah! My arm!
[ SOBBING ]
Candy Wife, we belong together!
Flapjack: [ THINKING ] We belong together.
Together. Together. Together.
Candy W-i-i-i-i-i-ife!
K'nuckles: Finish him off, Flappy!
Flapjack: Oh. I... hurt my arm, too.
[ THUD! ]
Looks like it's a double forfeit.
- K'nuckles: What?! - No! It's true!
I-i-if neither player can continue,
Then it's a double forfeit and there is no winner!
K'nuckles: Forget that!
I'l play for Flap,
and Candy Wife will play for Larry.
[ CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY ]
Flapjack: Please, Cap'n, don't do it.
K'nuckles: You go first, Candy Wife.
[ SMOOCHING ]
[ GLEAM! ]
Huh?
[ WHOOSH! ]
Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]
and then you lost everything
to a candy lady!
[ LAUGHING ]
Flapjack: Not everything, Bubbie.
We're still together.
Right, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Mm?
Flapjack: Nothing matters,
as long as we're together.
Right, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Mm-hmm.
Flapjack: Cap'n?
Cap'n!
That's Peppermint Larry's stuff!
All: [ CHANTING ] Wishing well!
Wishing well! Wishing well!
Flapjack: What are you gonna wish for, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: I wish I would have known
it was Wishing Well Wednesday.
Flapjack: It comes every week, Cap'n --
right after Tuesday.
K'nuckles: I'm going to the Candy Barrel.
Goodbye, Flap.
Flapjack: Cap'n, wait!
K'nuckles: Ah, here we go.
A nice private booth with a big, frosty --
Heh?
What are you guys doing?
We're waiting in line for the wishing well.
K'nuckles: Let me in!
Hey! This guy wants to cut in
on the wishing well line!
[ SMACK! THUD! ]
K'nuckles: I'm going back to Bubbie.
All: Wishing well!
Bubbie: [ MUFFLED ] Oh, hi, K'nuckles.
It must be Wishing Well Wednesday.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
K'nuckles: Shut up!
Bubbie: What's your problem?
K'nuckles: I can't get away from these weirdos.
Bubbie: Aren't you supposed to be watching my baby?
[ CLINK! ]
Flapjack: I wish Cap'n would come back to me.
K'nuckles: Flapjack! Come on, boy.
Aren't you done with that hole yet?
Flapjack: My wish came true!
You came back!
K'nuckles: All right! Let's go!
Flapjack: But...you haven't made a wish yet.
K'nuckles: I'm not making a stupid wish.
Flapjack: But you have to make a wish.
It's Wishing Well Wednesday.
K'nuckles: I don't have to do anything I don't want to do.
Flapjack: I'm not leaving till you make a wish.
[ GRUNTING ]
K'nuckles: Come on, Flapjack.
Flapjack: Just make a wish!
Make a wish already!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
K'nuckles: Okay, fine! I wish --
Flapjack: Cap'n, you got to throw in a coin first.
K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
I wish I was alone!
Flapjack: You don't mean it, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: I do mean it!
I wish I never had to see anyone again
for the rest of my life!
[ CLINK! ]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
Flapjack: [ DISTORTED ] No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! ]
K'nuckles: Now let's get out of here, Flapjack.
Flapjack?
Everyone's gone?
Everyone's gone.
Everyone's gone!
Yum!
Everyone's gone!
[ SCARF! SCARF! MUNCH! ]
[ SLURP! MUNCH! CRUNCH! ]
I guess that...
stupid wishing well...
[ DONK! CLATTER! POOF! ]
...does work.
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ THUD! ]
[ MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY ]
Ha ha!
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
[ STOMACH RUMBLES ]
Unh!
Aha!
[ GRUNTING, STRAINING ]
[ CREAK! SQUEAK! CREAK! ]
Whoa! Oof!
My legs!
Flapjack, get that candy for me, will you?
Oh, yeah.
I don't need him.
I can take care of myself.
I don't need Dr. Barber, either.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
A little surgery should do the trick.
[ CLATTER! CRASH! CRUNCH!
[CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! ]
See? I don't need Dr. Barber.
[ ECHOING ] I don't need anybody!
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
Unh...
[ WEAKLY ] I don't need anybody.
[ COUGHS ]
[ RATS SQUEAKING ]
[ SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! ]
That kind of feels like Bubbie.
And that kind of feels like Flapjack.
Hey! Maybe you rats can be my new family.
You could take care of me, like Flap and Bubbie used to,
and I can yell at you and sleep on your tongue.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Now, which one of you want me to sleep inside of you first?
Huh?
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ SCREEEEEECH! ]
Wait! Wait! Come back!
Don't leave me alone!
Ungh! Unh!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ RRRIP! ]
Move! Move!
[ SOBBING ]
I miss Flapjack.
I miss Bubbie.
I miss my legs.
[ SNIFFLES, COUGHS ]
If i'm gonna spend the rest of my life alone,
I got to learn how to take care of myself.
[ BELL TOLLING ]
[ CHOIR VOCALIZES ]
The learning place.
Whoa. That guy looks like
he can take care of himself.
I'm gonna teach myself to learn
until I'm as smart as that guy.
First things first.
Huh. That kind of looks like a leg.
All right. All right.
All right!
Hey, I did it!
[ CHUCKLES ]
Maybe this edumacation stuff ain't so bad.
I did it.
Tomorrow's my graduation day.
I'll be smart enough to live by myself
without getting hurt.
If only I hadn't broken
that Candy Barrel ladder,
I'd have some candy to celebrate with.
Wait a minute.
I'm smart now.
[ HUMMING ]
Uh-huh. Okay.
So I use the hammer to fix the ladder
to reach the candy
so I can celebrate!
Ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo!
Dee-dee-deedee! Ah ha ha ha!
[ GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP! ]
Whoo-hoo!
[ THUD! CRASH! ]
[ SNORTS, MUMBLES ]
Huh? What? Huh?
[ BELL RINGS ]
The learning place. Aah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ SOBS ]
I wish none of this had ever happened.
Wish.
The wishing well.
I'll just go down there and get my coin back,
and my wish will come untrue.
[ GRUNTS ]
Aah!
Ah!
Oof!
[ THINKING ] Stuck.
Come on. Think, K'nuckles.
You must have learned something at that learning place.
[ TWINKLE! ]
Aah!
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Oof!
[ CLINK! CLINK! ]
Now all I got to do is find my...
coin.
I wish things were the way they were.
I wish things were the way they were!
It's got to be one of these coins.
I wish things were the way they were.
[ COINS JINGLING ]
The last coin. This one's got to be it.
[ WEAKLY ] I wish things
were the way they were.
[ CLINK! ]
[ THUD! ]
There's no hope.
I'm gonna die alone.
Oof! Huh?
Eh?
Flapjack? Could it be?
[ GRUNTING ]
Flapjack: I wish Cap'n would come back to me.
- K'nuckles: Flapjack! - Flapjack: Aah!
K'nuckles: Oh, I missed you so much!
It's okay, Flap.
It's me -- Captain K'nuckles.
Hey, where are you going?
No, Flap!
Flapjack: Aaaaaaaah!
K'nuckles: Come back.
Flapjack?
Everyone's back!
I'm gonna give each and every one of you
a big kiss.
[ SLURP! ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
Hey, wait! Don't go.
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
[ SCREAMING FADES ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
I'm all alone again.
All alone.
Young K'nuckles: Flapjack, come on, boy.
Aren't you done with that hole yet?
Who are you?
Old K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
Young K'nuckles: Stay away from me, you weirdo.
Old K'nuckles: Ah!
Young K'nuckles: Aah! Leave me alone!
I just want to be alone!
Old K'nuckles: Oh, no, you don't!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]